Subject: Re: Personal obits / Famous Last words
From: Moley
Newsgroups: uk.media.tv.misc
> MikeW wrote:
>
> Ok Folks. what would you like YOUR obituary to read?.
> Mine would be 'He was nice to a toad once and then died.' ;)
>
I'd like mine to read...
'OK, so he's not actually dead yet... but it's been 300 years and we're
tired of waiting'
BTW. my 'famous last words' may probably be...
'What's that beeping noise?'
or...
'Hmmm... tastes of almonds, yummy'
or...
'Anyone else smell that?'
or...
'Is that bone supposed to do that...?'
or...
'Yeah? You and who's army...?'
or...
'Trust Me, it's the blue wi.....'
or...
'Aww what cute little fish...'
or...
'Yes that does make your bum look big, actually...'